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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_

“Our cottage was on the edge of the Great Dismal Swamp” would be a good fantasy novel opening sentence.

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it's a nice day for a 

rat wedding

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cat news, slurs 

RIP Grumpy Cat, aka "Tard", which the owners of the cat tried really hard to pretend wasn't short for what they very obviously wanted it to be

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@seldo in 2454 Parliament opens with the traditional vote against Theresa May's deal and a vote for requiring the PM to request an extension from Space Brussels

Trying to maintain the straw in a mango&passionfruit bubble tea at the right height to suck up the bubbles but not to suck up the gross passionfruit seeds at the bottom

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milkshake ducking, anti-choice, abortion, birdsite link 

Got a new 13" MacBook Pro from work. I think my favourite things are the fingerprint sensor to unlock the screen and the amount of bass the speakers can produce. Hope the keyboard doesn't break...

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ever wonder why your train is late in the mornings sometimes? well,

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@tootapp hello! It would be cool if double-tapping on an image in a post would zoom in, as well as pinch to zoom. Sometimes I want to zoom in but only have one thumb available (using the phone one-handed).

I’d imagine in most cases it’s not via a large red square icon titled “PORN”

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butt doctor... i am pagliacci

- pagliacci arriving at his proctologist's appointment

Not usually a share guy, but a friend of mine wrote this and it's a great article urevolution.com/racism-depress

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let it be known that blini cat has opinions on other foods as well.

also an opinion on no food

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when you're configuring iptables but you lock yourself out of your own connection

"Hi Phill", the members of the Model Railway Club Facebook group chorused.

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