hughcb @hughcb@sc.sigmaris.info

So those teachers in school that told us not to run around with scissors in our mouths had a point, huh? https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/woman-dies-impaled-pierced-brain-eco-friendly-steel-straw/

‪It’s been a few years and so with the benefit of hindsight I think we can safely say this is the best music video ever made. https://youtu.be/138ajKRMzIY‬

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp

“Our cottage was on the edge of the Great Dismal Swamp” would be a good fantasy novel opening sentence.

New blog post: Automating Debian install in QEMU

https://sigmaris.info/blog/2019/04/automating-debian-install-qemu/

Trying to maintain the straw in a mango&passionfruit bubble tea at the right height to suck up the bubbles but not to suck up the gross passionfruit seeds at the bottom

From the makers of Orange Drink, now comes -

Got a new 13" MacBook Pro from work. I think my favourite things are the fingerprint sensor to unlock the screen and the amount of bass the speakers can produce. Hope the keyboard doesn't break...

@tootapp hello! It would be cool if double-tapping on an image in a post would zoom in, as well as pinch to zoom. Sometimes I want to zoom in but only have one thumb available (using the phone one-handed).

I’d imagine in most cases it’s not via a large red square icon titled “PORN”